Some thoughts on online dating

The post below is meant to be funny and involves my opinion on things I learned from doing online dating.




1. If you post a shirtless selfie I will throw up in my mouth and swipe left.

2. If you brag about the house you own, I will congratulate you and  move on.

3. If you mention politics I will swipe left .

4.  If you post any photos with kids then I will definitely swipe right ;)


5. If you claim to have a "dad bod" or tell lame dad jokes then you should probably pass on me because that so not attractive.

6. The biggest kicker: if you claim that you are not religious then I will for sure swipe left because I don't have a religion I have a relationship with my Savior.


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